Keep young and beautiful,
It's your duty to be beautiful,
Keep young and beautiful,
If you want to be loved.
Don't fail to do your stuff.
With a little powder and a puff,
Keep young and beautiful,
If you want to be loved.
If your wise, exercise all the fat off,
Take it off, off of here, off of there,
When you're seen anywhere with your hat off,
Wear a Marseillaise wave in your hair
Take care of all those charms
And you'll always be in someone's arms,
Keep young and beautiful,
If you want to be loved.
If your wise, exercise all the fat off,
Take it off, off of here, off of there, (off of where?)
When you're seen anywhere with your hat off,
Wear a Marseillaise wave in your hair. Ha-ha-ha!
Keep young and beautiful,
It's your duty to be beautiful, that's right girls,
Keep young and beautiful,
If you want to be loved.
Keep young and beautiful,
If you want to be loved.
Boo-ba-doop. Ahh...
Swanky little tune, eh? Kind of makes you want to snap your fingers.
Mark Hemenway is "The Man". Just four short days after running a 3:07 marathon at Madison, WI, he pulls a 27:17 to win the master's division and 2nd overall. Nancy Given continues her reign as "The Woman", cruising to victory with more than a minute to burn. Will anyone challenge Nancy next week to be "The Woman"? Katie? Aileen? Who will challenge as "The Man"? Who will challenge as "That Broad"? Show up next week to find out.
Men's Open ============================== 1 Lionell Kervella 26:41 2 David Brno 27:51 3 Brett Loosian 28:11 4 Peter Terh[aeiou]ne 29:05 5 Billy West 29:07 6 Mike Menoogian * 32:48 7 Doug Peterson 33:23 8 Brian Collins 35:19 9 Paul Collyer 35:34 10 Relli Schechter 36:58 11 Unknown 38:59 12 Brick Russel 43:11 Men's Masters ============================== 1 Mark Hemenway 27:17 2 Greg Billington 27:41 3 Steve Burton 28:02 4 Jorge Espada 29:07 5 Dom Daveta 30:24 6 Chris Haynor 32:30 7 Brian Poli 43:10 8 Dick Duffy 48:00 Women's Open ============================== 1 Nancy Given 27:56 2 Katie Griffiths 29:05 3 Aileen Mason 30:31 4 Una McKeever 30:36 5 Sarah Winkley 32:02 6 That Broad ** 32:47 7 Barb Moran *** 35:18 8 Stephanie Schroot 36:45 9 Kristin Burg 36:51 10 Krista Stilt 36:59 11 Claudia Annunziata 37:11 12 Rhonda Courey 38:47 13 Julia Ryan 40:07 14 Pam Walcott 41:54 15 Lois Carmona 41:59 16 Beth Reece 43:09 17 Tricia O'Neill **** 44:17 18 Louise Rossetti 53:09