Khourys 4.13 Miler: July 1, 1999

Ok, I spent a few hours trying to come up with something in iambic pentameter and decided that it sucked. The main problems were:

I swear to God, nothing rhymes with "Menoogian"
While the stanza about oral sex and ice cream was pretty darned good if I may say so myself, it just wasn't enough to make the rest of it sing.
Nobody reads this anyway.

So without further commentary, we have results.

Women's Open
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1   Katie Griffiths    28:46
2   Aileen Mason       28:47
3   Carol Lahiff       31:29
4   Una McKeever       32:31


Men's Open
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1   David Brno         26:28
2   Jim Croke          27:26
3   John Carey         27:27
4   Billy West         30:07
5   Dudley Moulton     31:23
6   Mike Menoogian     33:35
7   Don Slowik         34:07
8   Jake Jacobson      34:08
9   Greg Memounos      34:08
10  Paul Filosi        34:20
11  Shawn Lynch        41:00

Men's Masters
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1  Mark Hemenway       27:16
2  Jorge Espada        27:24
3  Steve Pepe          28:48
4  Buddy Cormier       31:19
5  Glenn Ayer          33:19
6  Bob Erickson        34:30
7  Brian Poli          37:34
8  Tom Komarch         39:46