So Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?

Apparently not Jim Kinton's favorite band, heartwrenchingly enough. Despite the more than generous offer from a British-American consortium, Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Benny Andersson, Bjorn Ulvaeus, and Agnetha Faltskog (that's ABBA for those of you too young to remember the late 70's - early 80's) won't be reuniting to get any "Money Money Money" (times $333,333,333) any time soon. Call me crazy, but this is undoubtably the reason behind Jim's less-than-stellar performances the last two weeks. He claims he's been sick. Yeah, good one, Jim. More like heartsick.

You know, if I were really sadistic, I would have included a sound clip here.

Ho-hum, another easy win for Nancy Given. Collyer seems to be intent on something, he's cut his times from 45 to 39 to 37 minutes the last few weeks, easily crushing Shannon Chi and Nancy Forsythe down the stretch tonight. And as we always say before the race, becareful out there, people. Robin Shor got a boo-boo on her knee, although it apparently was not as traumatizing an experience as her encounter with the sumo-amazon sweatmachine she encountered on the cape last year.

And yes, I'm thru with the dead skin thing.


Women's Masters
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1   Nancy Given          27:08
2   Marylee Dempsee      31:02
3   Una McKeever         35:21

Men's Masters
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1   Steve Burton         25:43
2   Mark Hemenway        26:56
3   Jostein Pederson     27:06
4   Greg Billington      27:41
5   Dom Daveta           30:12
6   Liam Brady           31:56
7   Wayne Ramsey         34:17
8   Larry Horlick        34:33
9   Steve Pepe           35:01
10  Brian Poli           38:24


Women's Open
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1   Katie Griffiths      28:10
2   Aileen Mason         31:00
3   Kristin Simonson     31:13
4   Jen Takacs           33:27
5   Nancy Macri          34:26
6   Robin Shor           34:28
7   Stephanie Schroot    35:36
8   Shannon Chi          37:51
9   Nancy Forsythe       37:52
10  Tricia O'Neil        38:36

Men's Open
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1   Dave Farris          25:30
2   Peter Brook          25:39
3   Lionel Kervella      26:32
4   Jim Croke            26:59
5   Jim Kinton           27:17
6   Zack Sweeney         27:35
7   Amin Saab            28:45
8   Peter Terhune        29:12
9   John Evans           29:30
10  Billy West           30:13
11  John Gorvin          30:53
12  Dave Brno            31:09
13  Ed O'Connor          32:44
14  Guy Some             33:08
15  Mike Manoogian       35:27
16  Tom Micka            36:15
17  Paul Collyer         37:28
18  John Phelps          37:56